Saturday Showdown- Elsa V. Frozone

Saturday Showdown.

Queen Elsa v. Frozone

Snow and ice powers are rather popular in movies and superhero fame, from the X-Men to… the… X-Men again…. List more ice power-wielding people in the comments!

But who is better at their job? Welcome to Saturday showdown.

Elsa:

Real name: Queen Elsa (no last name is known at this time).

Arsenal: an ever growing list of power, starting with Ice powers as seen in the Disney movie “Frozen”.

Bio: one fateful night, Elsa was woken up by her younger sister Anna, who wanted to build a snowman in the middle of summer because Elsa had ridiculous magic ice powers. An accident during the playtime caused Elsa and Anna’s kind parents to abandon all their original concepts of good parenting in favor of locking both their daughters in a nasty castle with no friends and minimal staff. Elsa eventually breaks out and learns how to control her magic ice powers through her emotions.

Frozone

Real Name: Lucius Best

Arsenal: scientifically acquired superpowers, including slightly enhanced strength, faster vision and brain function, and water and temperature manipulation.

Bio: it is commonly believed that the government, in an effort to find new crime fighting techniques created the Superhero program, where select individuals would go through a biogenetic process where a recessive, dormant gene would be activated to give certain individuals superpowers. Lucius was activated with ice powers and became Frozone. Having been un-fulfilled with his job as a hot dog salesman, Lucius tried to enter the Olympics as Frozone but was rejected based on his unique biological enhancement. He now lives in the city with his wife (the greatest good he’s ever gonna get).

The battle:

A frantic news reporter struggles against a torrential wind as she dutifully reports the news of the day

“A gigantic worm hole has opened up in down town, while cars and public property is being pulled into one end, all that is coming out of the other end is a blizzard. Thankfully it’s after work hours so most people are at their homes and away from the down town business district.”

She continues “I just received word that Frozone is on his way to the scene”

Frozone shoots a flurry of cold wind towards the air in front of himself, creating a temporary sidewalk of ice that he skates across. Frozone burrows his head down and ski’s right into the vortex.

On the other side of the vortex, Frozone finds himself in a place with strange geography. On the valley there is a bright and sunny summer celebration, but just a short distance away from the village is the coldest place he has seen, along with a majestic castle. A swirling storm surrounds the castle and Frozone goes to check it out.

In the castle, Elsa has just finished fighting with Anna. She goes into her royal chamber in her ice castle and shakes with a silent rage over the exchange with her sister.

Frozone has traveled to the castle made completely out of ice and he is very impressed. This type of ice manipulation must have taken years to master. He travels through the castle, marveling at the intricacies and the masterwork of the palace. He notices a closed door, and a silhouette behind it. Frozone approaches the door.

The door clicks open

“Get OUT!” shouts Elsa as she shoots off a bolt of ice in the direction of the door. Frozone, momentarily caught off guard catches the ice shard, and throws it back. Elsa puts up an ice shield that blocks the bolt. Frozone then pulls out the skates built into his boots, skates along the circular wall as he throws massive amounts of ice and snow balls at Elsa. Elsa, sick of taking crap from Frozone, puts her hands to the air, a mass of cold wind and snowflakes burst from her hands towards Frozone, completely enchasing him in ice.

Elsa takes several steps back. She is starting to turn into the monster that the people of Arendelle were afraid she would be come. The ice around Frozone starts to shake. It cracks, it explodes into hundreds of ice shards. Elsa forms a knight’s shield of ice to hide behind. Frozone clicks his boots once more to form his circular sled. He pulls it up into shield position. Simultaneously, Frozone and Elsa take defensive position and shoot sharpened shards at each others shield. Frozone, having been trained as a superhero, knows all the weak parts of a shield such as this and is actively hitting those. Elsa’s shield begins to crack and snap. She conjures a wave of snow at Frozone, then tears the room apart, using the pieces to encase Frozone in a giant snow ball, then roll him off the cliff.

Coolly, she rebuild the room.

Winner: Elsa

Epilogue: Frozone breaks out of the snowball, deciding that this fight was not his to fight, skis down the mountain towards the worm hole. Once through back to the city, Frozone hits the circular sides of the portal with his powers and shrinks the wormhole into nothing.

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Have a great rest of your weekend.