Thursday, September 29, 2016

Cloriearthian history

Those of you who have been following my blog for a while would maybe remember the Disney multiverse theory. Part of the theory was that there were certain pathways that led out of the Disneyverse and entered into other canonical universes.

Welcome to Theory Thursday

Let’s call this one Cloriearthian. (klor-ee-earth-ee-an)

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Harry lived under a stairwell. poor guy
never stood a chance.
We start with a boy who lived. Harry Potter gets a visit and is told that he is indeed a wizard. In order to become a wizard you have to fulfill a certain amount of requirements. You have to be born with the magic in you, you have to have a desire to harness the magic within, and you have to be told about it. Modern medicine can’t tell you if you have enough magic-ness in your bloodstream. This is part of the reason why Harry was sought after. He is a wizard, but had to get those powers explained to him. Sure there may have been manifestations of magic power when he was younger, but a combination of ignorance and his terrible aunt and uncle suppressing his potential hid that.

Meanwhile… a long time ago… in a galaxy far far away…

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Anikin Learned how to harness his magic
force earlier on seeing as how he was
granted a certain amount of freedom to
explore.
Anakin Skywalker is born. Having a higher midi-chlorian count than nearly everyone that the Jedi have seen. Anakin’s situation was different as he wasn’t nearly as suppressed as Harry never the less he was picked up by the Jedi to train and learn the Jedi customs and ways.

If we abide by the principle that science works the same way no matter where you are in the universe then may I propose the following history.

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Some creatures had it easy and just need
to pull their hair forward to hide their ears
others aren't as accepted.
Before our age of man there were many more humanoid creatures in the open than we know of now. One of these was Frodo. Frodo had a destiny. He fulfilled it and time went on. As the world progressed technologically and digressed mystically, many galaxies away were embracing both the technological and mystical side of the universe. It’s this unique circumstances that allowed Luke Skywalker to avenge his father and bring peace to the galaxy (just in time for the first order to start pushing people around).

On earth we learn that the warlocks and the hobbits and the magical creatures didn’t go away. They entered into a pocket dimension accessible by many routes including but not limited to train, wardrobe, painting, and an apple tree. Harry went to one side of the dimension to go to school and many a child has traveled to the other side into a kingdom dubbed “Narnia”. The rest of earth would move on to create technological wonders and re-console themselves with aliens of all kinds. The mystics were finally able to come out of hiding. After a while Captain James T. Kirk took command of the enterprise.

So there you go. Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Narnia, and Star Trek all take place in the same time line.Image result for it's like in the great stories mr frodo


What do you think? Are there any other franchises that fit in this set up? Agree? Disagree? Let me know in the comments below! Don’t forget to like my Facebook page to get more theories, stories, and more awesome stuff. Peace!

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